{"id":2539,"date":"2018-01-14T22:29:41","date_gmt":"2018-01-14T21:29:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tenciernypes.com\/?p=2539"},"modified":"2018-01-14T22:29:41","modified_gmt":"2018-01-14T21:29:41","slug":"2539-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.znamkyzkoze.sk\/en\/2539-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Neexistujem"},"content":{"rendered":"

Mus\u00edm sa v\u00e1m tro\u0161ku pos\u0165a\u017eova\u0165. Mierne sa hnev\u00e1m na T\u00fa\u010dofurpe\u010die, Toho\u010dofurtbeh\u00e1 a dokonca aj na Neolizujju. Vysvetl\u00edm. V piatok ma T\u00e1\u010dofurtpe\u010die zradila. Norm\u00e1lne s \u0148ou chod\u00edm len na Idemevon, ale tentokr\u00e1t si vymyslela, \u017ee aj ona mus\u00ed \u00eds\u0165 beha\u0165. M\u0148a samozrejme musela bra\u0165 so sebou. Vraj mi ch\u00fdba pohyb. No ri\u0165pa\u013eovu, nech\u00fdba. Ja to viem h\u00e1dam lep\u0161ie. Sobota bola akotak pokojn\u00e1, aj ke\u010f sa mi nep\u00e1\u010dilo, \u017ee Neolizujju mi brala z tlamy moju \u017euvaciu kos\u0165. Ku cti jej sl\u00fa\u017ei, \u017ee sa pok\u00fa\u0161ala o v\u00fdmenn\u00fd obchod a pon\u00fakla mi na opl\u00e1tku svoju plastov\u00fa kocku. No bohovsk\u00fd barter. \u010co m\u00e1m ako\u017ee robi\u0165 s k\u00faskom plastu? V nede\u013eu ma Ten\u010dofurtbeh\u00e1 zasa zobral na Idemebeha\u0165. Som vedela, \u017ee je zle ke\u010f si za bieleho d\u0148a namontoval na hlavu svetlo. Sme sa t\u00e1rali po lese a\u017e do tmy. Viete ak\u00fd n\u00e1ro\u010dn\u00fd je pohyb ak od \u00fanavy \u0165ah\u00e1te zadn\u00fa n\u00e1pravu po zemi a zakop\u00e1vate o t\u00fa predn\u00fa? No a potom sme pri\u0161li domov cel\u00ed zablaten\u00ed a samozrejme, \u017ee ma zasa str\u010dili do vane. Po\u010das sprchovania st\u00e1la Neolizujju pri vani a drzo sa mi smiala do o\u010d\u00ed. \u010cudo mal\u00e9 \u0161kodoradostn\u00e9.
\nP.S. Teraz sa tv\u00e1rim, \u017ee neexistujem, aby zasa nie\u010do nevymysleli<\/span><\/p>\n

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