{"id":2600,"date":"2018-03-11T20:54:22","date_gmt":"2018-03-11T19:54:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tenciernypes.com\/?p=2600"},"modified":"2022-01-19T23:43:37","modified_gmt":"2022-01-19T22:43:37","slug":"nehoda","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.znamkyzkoze.sk\/en\/nehoda\/","title":{"rendered":"Nehoda"},"content":{"rendered":"

Som v tom absol\u00fatne nevinne. \u00d3k\u00e1\u00e1, mal\u00fa vinu na tom teda m\u00e1m, ale fakt len mali\u010dk\u00fa. Prioritne za to m\u00f4\u017ee T\u00e1\u010dofurtpe\u010die, \u017ee to len tak polo\u017eila na taburetku. Na dosah mojej tlamy. No dobre, tro\u0161ku za to m\u00f4\u017ee aj Neolizujju lebo sa nechcela necha\u0165 k\u0155mi\u0165 pri stole a T\u00e1\u010dofurtpe\u010die za \u0148ou musela beha\u0165 s jedlom. No ka\u017edop\u00e1dne, dopadlo to tak, \u017ee sme uprostred ob\u00fdva\u010dky boli len ja a miska. No \u010do sa asi tak mohlo sta\u0165, ak sa v jednom momente na rovnakom mieste ocitli pred\u00e1tor – to ako\u017ee ja a koris\u0165 – to ako\u017ee detsk\u00e1 v\u00fd\u017eiva? Z\u00e1kon d\u017eungle velil jasne: „Zo\u017eer to lebo to zje niekto druh\u00fd!“ Som zo\u017erala. Jasn\u00e1 nehoda, nie?<\/p>

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No a dnes sme zasa boli na Idemebeha\u0165. Ja si to sn\u00e1\u010f na star\u00e9 kolen\u00e1 aj ob\u013e\u00fabim. Neolizujju je toti\u017e siln\u00e1 motiv\u00e1cia. Ned\u00e1vno sa rozhodla, \u017ee sa prid\u00e1 k druhej strane, a \u017ee u\u017e teda nebude \u0161tvorno\u017eec ale dvojno\u017eec. To by mi mohlo by\u0165 v z\u00e1sade ukradnut\u00e9, len\u017ee ona ma pou\u017e\u00edva ako chod\u00edtko pr\u00edpadne o m\u0148a brzd\u00ed ke\u010f sa rozbehne po dvoch. Tak\u017ee iste ch\u00e1pete, \u017ee ob\u010das aj ja rada vypadnem z domu. Dnes sme be\u017eali to, \u010do Ten\u010dofurtbeh\u00e1 naz\u00fdva Dlh\u00fdbeh. Ak by ste nevedeli pre\u010do to tak vol\u00e1, tak preto, \u017ee be\u017e\u00edme dlho – naozaj dlho. Vtedy mi na chrbte nos\u00ed vodu a misku na \u0148u. To mus\u00ed, lebo kalu\u017ee nie s\u00fa v\u017edy poruke a ja z Dunaja nepijem. Nehodl\u00e1m to riskova\u0165. Som videla na National Geographic ako krokod\u00edl n\u00edlsky strhol do vody pako\u0148a hrivnat\u00e9ho. Norm\u00e1lne cel\u00e9ho Connochaetes taurinus. <\/i>Tak\u00e9 hebedo! M\u0148a by tak\u00e1 be\u0161tia zo\u017erala ako jednohubku. Ten\u010dofurtbeh\u00e1 sa mi rehn\u00ed, \u017ee som strachopud lebo v Dunaji vraj krokod\u00edly ne\u017eij\u00fa preto\u017ee by im u n\u00e1s vraj bola zima. No jasn\u00e9, lebo krokod\u00edl nem\u00f4\u017ee by\u0165 otu\u017eilec!<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Som v tom absol\u00fatne nevinne. \u00d3k\u00e1\u00e1, mal\u00fa vinu na tom teda m\u00e1m, ale fakt len mali\u010dk\u00fa. Prioritne za to m\u00f4\u017ee T\u00e1\u010dofurtpe\u010die, \u017ee to len tak polo\u017eila na taburetku. Na dosah mojej tlamy. No dobre, tro\u0161ku za to m\u00f4\u017ee aj Neolizujju lebo sa nechcela necha\u0165 k\u0155mi\u0165 pri stole a T\u00e1\u010dofurtpe\u010die za \u0148ou musela beha\u0165 s jedlom. 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